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How does NFL Gameday Morning expect me to function for the rest of the day when they’re showing Jason Taylor shirtless in the locker room.

How, fuck?

Also, Warren Sapp is the best thing about Gameday Morning. Truth.

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Baggs!

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morninggloria:

bluecatsredsox:

This is what the inside of Ozzie Guillen’s head looks like right now.

 Ozzie Guillen is a shining beacon of happiness in my life.

When Karros started mimicking (mocking?) Ozzie last night, everyone at Mad Dog was like “Is this real life?”

Related: Eric Karros is a fucking jerk.

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Judging from my walk home, if this thing goes right, the Mission is going to fucking blow up.

Like, riot police style blow up. Like 1989 Niners win Super Bowl blow up.

Fact

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Just saw ranger family buses go down fourth. Remembering cliff Lee’s wife, I refrained from flipping them off

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I hope they put in Aaron Rowand. I wish Barry Zito could play.

My Dad

You gotta let this go man. Seriously.

My dad also claimed that Aaron Rowand would have made the catch between center and right in the third(?) inning. C’mon son.

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Scenes from last night

So many great things from the game:

• My dad saying “Good Afternooooon” when 55 sat down Nelson Cruz. My dad losing it in the 5th and yelling “Adios Pelota!”
• The lovely lady next to us who drove all the way from Fresno. During a Posey AB she yelled “Do it for Fresno!!”
• Bros on my left who, after Uribe’s 3 run jack, high-fived me and screamed “Everybody gets wet!” Every time Nelson Cruz was at bat, they would also say “Mandela” in a vaguely Indian accent. These same bros bought me beer. In a souvenir cup!
• Dave Fucking Dravecky!!
• Along our little row behind Section 134 there was a dad with his 6 year old. The kid somehow managed to nap at his dad’s feet for most of the game. The dad looked at us and said “Most expensive nap in the world.”
• Steve Perry singing “When the lights go down in the city”
• Rookie of the damn ass year