The never nude
For whatever reason, some women are scared of their naked bodies. Listen, so am I. But the extent that people go to cover their body, while putting on clothes, is both heroic and disturbing. I’m talking a minimum of 3 towels, stacked onto each other, while she’s maneuvering her bra on.
We all have boobs, we know what they look like.
The nudist/pinup star
My locker room is pretty big and it’s walk from the far row of lockers to the shower. A few people like to take the walk totally bare. Then after showering, they’ll strut back.
Maybe they’ll get ready nude, which isn’t really a big deal.
The bending over and reaching into a locker gets awkward.
So does the boob lotioning.
So does the hair blow drying.
So does the vagina blow drying (really).
The variation of this person is the girl who gets half dressed and does her hair/makeup clothed from the waist down. Or in just a bra.
I’m nostalgic for this girl, she reminds me of my mom.
The hair salon
The extent to which some girls get ready is staggering. Their accouterments take up a carry on suitcase. They’ve got hot rollers, a curling iron, hair gels (?) and a laptop case of makeup/jewelry.
I’ve seen one lady get ready in the time in took me to work out, shower and get dressed.
There are 2 blonde, hot Russian girls at the gym. They’re blonde and are never sweaty. Their makeup never smudges and they spend 20 minutes before every workout talking and drinking tea.
I think they’re strippers.